Youths steal witch’s plasma TV, die
Two youths from a village in Botswana have made that old schoolboy error of stealing from a witch. Result? Death by extreme abdominal pain. And there are eight more kids in the group left to join them....
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This is what $250 worth of fries looks like. In Korea
Kids these days. Are actually heaps funnier than they used to be. Proving it is this bunch of young ne’er-do-wells in Korea (assume Best Korea) who thought it would be funny to order 270,000 won ($250)...
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Sea monster washes up. This time it’s a badger
How to Create a Sea Monster: Step 1) Find an animal Step 2) Put it in the sea Step 3) Wait for the fur to fall off, like this abomination which lurched out of a cave in Panama: Which turned out to be a...
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Science makes tadpole see out of its tail. That is all
So, where would you like your eye tomorrow? Because according to this tadpole, it could work just fine on your tail. Which could probably also be arranged, the way this whole regeneration thing is...
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World’s biggest revolver is somewhat in your face
Punks, a word. Because whether you’re feelin’ lucky or not, just the sight of Dirty Harry unholstering this is enough to spark internal bleeding. What you’ve got here is officially the world’s largest...
View ArticleSir, could I please have my finger back?
The world’s most dedicated leaflet deliverer lives in Padua, northern Italy… and he’d like his finger back. Unfortunately, he may have got it a little too late, having left it inside a house following...
View ArticleFat hamster trolls Russian traffic cop
Lazy Post alert. But when it involves making fun of fat, po-faced Russian traffic cops, it gets through. Especially when the creature making fun of said fat cop is a fat toy hamster. Honestly, it’s...
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The Wonder Woman trailer, take 87
It’s the movie everyone wants to see, but nobody knows how to make. What’s it going to take to ensure Wonder Woman is the big-screen superhero that pays back in box office bucks? She never struggled to...
View ArticleIKEA’s chocolate cake has poo in it. Or had. In Shanghai, probably.
Uh, we’ll take the meatballs, actually. Because you’re in IKEA, Shanghai, and looking for a decent meal without mysterious ingredients. And even horsemeat meatballs are better than Poo Cake. The...
View ArticleHubble spots Space Invader. No need to panic.
Aliens are headed our way. Fortunately, they’re 2 billion light years away and can only move a couple of pixels per second. Hubble has just released this image of what is clearly an upper level Space...
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Taylor Swift now isn’t even trying to hide her Illuminati ways
So apparently Taylor Swift dropping in some sneaky Illuminati ritual references at the 2012 AMI’s wasn’t a fluke. A writer at The Vigilant Citizen has spotted the same signs at Swift 2013 Brit Awards...
View ArticleWell, well, well – what have we here? A GUN IN YOUR VAGINA
This is pretty hard to beat. You could say it’s the Holy Grail find of police body cavity searches. Take a bow, Christie Dawn Harris. Because you were caught with a loaded handgun in your vagina. The...
View ArticleIn Korea, mailmen practice
We have no idea what this mailman is delivering. Only that he’s very, very good at it.
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Mum probably wishes she’d never seen ‘Alien’, as face pushes out from...
It’s enough to make you wish you’d never seen That Bit of science-fiction movie Alien. Expectant parent Karen and David McMartin snapped this photo of Karen’s pregnant belly, looking horrifyingly like...
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Old man kicks deadly snake in the face, keeps a-walkin’
Great Moments in HardNut Old Men #1, from YouTuber jotunboy81. “A beautiful Eastern Australian Brownsnake (2nd deadliest in Australia (world?) had just passed us on the beach and it climbed up the...
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Drunk man takes poorly considered shortcut home
Before you ever consider a shortcut on the way home, ask yourself these three simple questions: Am I drunk at 1am? Is there a chance of freezing to death? Do I have whiskers? If the answer to any of...
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Follow The Dude. Be The Dude. It’s The Big Lebowski’s 15th birthday
This is the kind of data journalism we like. It’s been 15 years since we first met The Dude. And to celebrate that, Curbed has come up with a classic combination of architecture journalism and...
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Man checks head, finds screwdriver
Note to tradies who might have lost a screwdriver – have you tried looking in your head? That sage advice from one Polish gardener who slipped and fell, resulting in the minor inconvenience of a slight...
View ArticleThings get dusty in here as homeless man’s coffee turns into cash
You might be able to fake the trick. The reaction? Not so much.
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Minas Tirith in sand is every bit as awe-inspiring as it should be
Way to start your sand sculpture career. California artists and clear Lord of the Rings fan Joseph Alvenaz spent TWO YEARS building his sandy tribute to the capital of Gondor, Minas Tirith. It’s the...
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