This is pretty hard to beat. You could say it’s the Holy Grail find of police body cavity searches.
Take a bow, Christie Dawn Harris. Because you were caught with a loaded handgun in your vagina.
The police report, claims the cop spotted the handle of the five-shot revolver “sticking out from” inside Harris, giving him something extra special to tell his grandkids.
Oh, and there was amphetamines bagged up and tucked inside her bum crack.
But back to Christie’s loaded va-jay-jay.
Harris was rounded up on Monday after cops found her and friend in a carpark with the front seats wound all the way back.
They asked Harris if the car contained weapons or drugs, to which she replied she “did not think there was”.
The drug dog smelt differently, so the car was searched and oopsie, meth, guns and ammo fell out.
Down at the lockup, Harris was told to change into jail clothing and lower her underwear in front of a cop. After delaying for a while, she eventually complied and HELLO.
“I observed at that time a wooden and metal item sticking out from her vagina area,” reported Officer Kathy Unbewust, who added that she “pulled the item from her vagina, and found it to be a 5 shot revolver with rounds in the chamber.”
Yes, that is the gun in question in the pic.
Via, of course, the one and only Smoking Gun