Why doesn’t anyone ever think about the wasps?
I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. Those memorable words from Bertil Ståhfrääs, the...
View ArticleLondon to a brick LEGO Casino Royale gets full treatment
If you liked Casino Royale but thought Daniel Craig’s acting was a bit blocky, look away. But if you’re into awesome LEGO projects, heads-up. Redditors are getting hot and sweaty about this little...
View ArticleKill it with fiah. After first rolling it in spicy flour.
Nawww. Or is that gnawww? Because if Chinese farmer Quan Chunxiu can figure out why this baby chicken was born with four legs, she’s planning on making it work for him. “Four legs means four...
View ArticleThis is the Pope we need. The one that fights demons.
The Catholic Church isn’t saying Pope Francis exorcises demons on demand. But they’re happy to say he might do, by accident. And let’s not go into what kind of contract was handed over after the deed...
View ArticleClearing landmines and other things you never knew bees could do
Their brains are the size of a sesame seed, they have sex with flowers and vomit honey. So to be fair, you could be forgiven for letting your daily life pass by with nary a thought for the chance of a...
View ArticleThis is the 200kg halibut you were looking for
His wife said bring her back a halibut for dinner, but unfortunately Christian Johannsen faces some logistical issues getting his catch home. Mainly because it weighs 200kg and he’d have to buy another...
View ArticleMeet China’s HomeHatMan superhero
Wherever he lays his hat, that’s his home. At least it is until Liu Lingchao gets home after a 15-year odyssey to find work in another province. He left Tantou town in Guangxi province 20 years ago...
View ArticleThis man bearhugged a bear to death
What would you do if a bear came charging out of the woods and tried to eat you? You’d probably let it, after flailing your arms uselessly a bit and perhaps soiling yourself. Several times. Ideally,...
View ArticleLaura Miller. Nip-slip. Wardrobe malfunction. Argentine singer. Nipple. Nude....
This is how to wardrobe malfunction. This is also how to not lip-sync. This is Argentinian pop singer Laura Miller, who has now been named as the owner of the most outrageous nip-slip to ever assault...
View ArticleWhat is it about June 4 that makes us believe we can do anything?
June 4: You might know it as June the Fourth. Or you might be the kind of person who prefers to call it the Fourth of June and remind those who say June the Fourth of their appalling grammar. But...
View Article6 Calls That Suggest You Might Be Listening To A British Ashes Coverage
Okay, so Australia is rubbish at cricket. We get it, and that’s enough to deal with in its own right. It’s bad enough to watch. But due to the tightarsedness of free-to-air providers in this country,...
View ArticleHints You Might Be Making Too Much Money #75 – You Bought This Bison Leather...
Ever wanted to own a car covered completely in leather? No? Maybe you just need some prompting: And $US1.25 million, because that’s how much this Peugot’s Russian billionaire owner wants to part with...
View ArticlePer Fhager’s retro gaming needlework is tear-inducing
For most of us, that Mike Brady mancave we’ve dreamed all our lives of is already too full of awesome stuff to even enter, and it’s still a vasectomy and 21 years away from being built. But surely...
View ArticleSinkholes, mental giant hovercrafts and UFOs trying to steal cows. Thank us...
It’s a great Friday for the YouTubes. Here’s three extremely important ones you might have missed, all wrapped up in one URL. Sinkholes, mental giant hovercrafts and UFOs trying to steal cows. Oh my.
View ArticleNASA sued for not investigating Opportunity’s Mars jelly doughnut
NASA is being sued for failing to properly investigate the Mars jelly doughnut. Californian astrobiologist Rhawn Joseph filed a petition in U.S. District Court asking it to compel NASA to...
View ArticleWatch this girl cry tears of stone
Here’s a neat trick. A Yemeni girl is, according to this video, crying tears of stone. Saadiya Saleh, 12, is not thought to be suffering from any disease or illness leaving medical experts unable to...
View ArticleHere’s Patrick Stewart being awesome for the eleventy-billionth time....
China’s Jade Rabbit moon rover looks like being a massively expensive, hideous embarrassment. It made it to the moon, then something stopped. Namely, it’s ability to shut down, which is a bad thing. At...
View ArticleNo one has seen the Loch Ness Monster, says worried Loch Ness Monster expert
Here’s an interesting take on anyone seeking proof the Loch Ness Monster is a real thing – no one’s sighted her. At least, not in the past 18 months, which means it’s the first time since 1925 that...
View ArticleJust some pictures of people with tails
Let’s start with Indian man Chandra Oraon, who’s had this beauty since birth: Isn’t he lucky? Certainly his fellow villagers think so, believing Chandra to be the incarnation of monkey god Hanuman. He...
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